In tribute to the recent 30th birthday of a certain someone, we proudly present...

The John Sleeping Hall of Fame

  • Seductive mug pose #1
  • Seductive mug pose #2
  • Seductive mug pose #3
  • Seductive mug pose #4
  • Amputation
  • Dapper
  • This takes years of practice, folks.
  • And skill.
  • And a certain poise, if you will.
  • Just chillin'
  • Luckily, this is not a moving violation.
  • Classic cross of the arms with a tricky shirt over mouth thrown in.
  • If this isn't a perfect ad for a recliner, I don't know what is.
  • Looks kinda like a dreamsicle.
  • Vegas can be tiring.
  • Very tiring.
  • For your protection.
  • Counting votes is tiring.

    © Crispy | Last Updated: 05 Sep 2001