You've heard of this bowl.

You've probably heard of this one, too.

And some freaks in San Diego put on this show, but no one really cares because it involves a WAC team.

But are you prepared for...

THE
SOUTHERN COMFORT
SUCK BOWL

Chronicling the Best in Video Sports

Welcome to the official headquarters of the greatest spectacle in video sports,
The Southern Comfort Suck Bowl.

History

The Suck Bowl was established in 1995 in the interest of fostering a high level of video sports competition. To this end, the annual Suck Bowl Game and Tournament of Suck Parade welcome the two greatest video sports champions of the Modern Era, Crispy and Farnes, to test their mettle in a football battle of epic proportions.

The Bowl itself enjoys a rich and storied tradition, and the pageantry and drama surrounding the game have earned it the title "The Granddaddy of Them All," eclipsing even the Kleenex Jiz Bowl in popularity. Four, sometimes even five people flock to Shepard #234 to witness the event.

A monument to procrastination and self-glorification, the Suck Bowl has become an American institution and the traditional start to the new year. Plus, we sometimes order pizza, too.

Corporate Sponsor

The title sponsor is Southern Comfort, which underwrites the whole of the $11 million payout. They jumped on the bandwagon somewhere around Suck Bowl XII.

The Tournament of Suck Parade

As far as we know, this involves some marching bands or something.

The Results

Due to a suspicious fire at Suck Bowl headquarters, all stats for previous Suck Bowls were destroyed. The following are remnants culled from the memories of those who played, those who watched and those who experienced. 
Suck Bowl     Champion
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    I          Crispy 
    II         Crispy 
    III        Crispy 
    IV         Farnes 
    V          Farnes 
    VI         Farnes 
    VII        Farnes 
    VIII       Crispy 
    IX         Crispy 
    X          Farnes 
    XI         Crispy 
    XII        Farnes 
    XIII       Crispy 
    XIV        Crispy 
   *XV         Crispy 

* = First Suck Bowl with Southern Comfort as title sponsor.

Crispy leads the all-time series 9-6.
There have been no ties in Suck Bowl history.
We hope you enjoyed your visit. We'll be looking for you at the next...
SOUTHERN COMFORT SUCK BOWL.

This site is somewhat maintained by Suck Bowl co-founders Ryan Farney and Crispin Cruz.

For an official Suck Bowl media guide and catalog, contact Ryan Farney.

© Crispy | Last Updated: 11.13.98